365 Hexes to Inconvience but not Harm Your Coworkers
Chapter 1: Intention of the Book
If you've ever found yourself clenching your teeth while a coworker microwaved fish, if you've silently cursed a manager who scheduled a 4:30 PM meeting, or if you've dreamed of an administrative assistant suddenly losing their favorite pen, this book is for you.
Welcome to 365 Workplace Hexes, a book born from the sheer, soul-crushing absurdity of modern office life.
Let's be clear about the intent of this book: We are not here to cause actual harm. We are here to bring a little bit of karmic equilibrium back to the people who deserve it most: the good workers who suffer daily under the tyranny of the bad ones. This book is meant to be a fun, tongue-in-cheek outlet—a harmless way to put a tiny, satisfying bit of chaotic power back into your own hands. It’s for you to giggle quietly at your desk as you imagine your cubicle nemesis stepping on a loose LEGO.
It is for catharsis, not for conflict.
The Fine Print on Malicious Intent
We take the spirit of playful mischief very seriously. Because these hexes are designed for fun and balance, every single one has been imbued with an ancient counter-hex.
If you use any of the 365 hexes with genuine malicious intent—that is, wishing actual, serious harm upon another person—the magic will immediately recoil. It's a simple, elegant little spell we call:
"They're rubber and you're glue, your malicious intent bounces off them and sticks to you."
Consider this your magical safety lock. Play fair, keep it light, and enjoy the show.
So, go ahead. Have fun, share your favorites, and may your next meeting be blessedly short.
And finally, if you have a very specific, deeply needed workplace hex request that we missed, we want to hear it! You can contact us with your hex wish list by scanning the QR code below.
Now, go forth and make their day slightly inconvenient.
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